kindly exterminate

Laughing? Even got a reason for that? Well, that certainly is not an excuse. Got anything in your defence, apart form that ridiculous wig, sitting on your skull? Nothing? Well. Well. There is a record of you laughing. We don’t mind things like that. We kindly allow laughing. But we cannot tolerate people laughing aimlessly.

Kindly remove.

Persuing a dream of impersonating a 1930’s welder? Well, that is a NO NO. Doesn’t matter if you wear a clown nose or not. That makes no extenuation whatsoever.

Kindly dispose off.

And, there is certainly no place for trapeze artists these days. Hard times. One needs to be serious and in possession of a proper and solid vision. Hanging around twenty metres above the earth is not considered a sustainable activity contributing to our neatly managed society.

Kindly eliminate.

In hold of a crystal sphere hovering above your hands? Rolling it around your shoulders employing your mental powers? Hm. Impressive, but highly undesirable. Please, be so kind and enter our waste bag without resistance, as doing so, would cause a serious damage to your existence.

Kindly terminate.

Dronte etc. by Krepsko